"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." - Henny Youngman
"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated." - Arnold Palmer
"If I hit it right, it´s a slice. If I hit it left, it´s a hook. If I hit is straight, it´s a miracle" - Unknown
"Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing" - Ben Hogan
"I´m hitting the woods just great, but I´m having a terrible time getting out of them." - Harry Toscano
"If you´re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-Iron. Not even God can hit a 1-Iron." Lee Travino
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at" - Unknown
"Golf is like a love affair. If you don´t take it seriously, it´s no fun: if you do take it seriously, it brakes your heart" - Arthur Delay
"If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constand about golf is its inconstancy." - Jack Nicklaus